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King makes first-ever Toronto visit
September 5, 2008 on 9:13 pm | In Social & Political Issues | No CommentsOboy! Oboy! Oboy! The King is coming to Toronto for the first time! Isn’t that absolutely fabulous!
I just learned this from Laura Creedon of a flacking outfit called Pilot PMR, which boasts, “…we generate results that stir people into action.”
See if this doesn’t stir you: The King is going to make his first Toronto appearance at the Toronto International Film Festival, accompanied by two pretty women.
And after that, The King will toss out the first pitch at a Blue Jays game.
How can you miss this?
The King, by the way, is someone with skinny white-stockinged legs wearing a porcelain head and royal robes with a Burger King medallion hanging from a gold chain around his/her neck.
Come one, come all. Who can miss this staggeringly innovative public relations ploy? Whoopie! The King is coming! The King is coming!
Frank Touby
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