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Loose Larry Cannon, the Great Porker

April 3, 2007 on 7:59 pm | In Social & Political Issues | No Comments

Loose Larry Cannon is Canada’s transport minister. So Canada is in big trouble.
Loose Larry, you see, is the top guy for nearly all that moves in this country and he thinks things are just fine.

For instance, in Larry’s airports there have been at least one gang of crooks on his payroll who’ve been arrested for allegedly stealing from passengers’ luggage both going in and out of Toronto’s Pearson Airport.

When you consider that, by his department’s admission, on any given day only about 2% of airport workers in this thieves paradise are given any security checks, you’ve got to wonder why Al Qaeda haven’t set up shop at this gateway to the Great Satan, as Ayatollah Khomeini once dubbed the United States.

Meanwhile the Great Porker, as Toronto waterfront advocates now dub Loose Larry, knows how to turn a Liberal pork barrel into a Tory pork barrel: just stage a “study,” then start slurping at the Toronto Port Authority trough like the Grits before you.

Yummie!

Frank Touby